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Your ego called. It wants better material.

Roast yourself before anyone else does.

Roastly turns your quirks, habits, and questionable choices into sharp self-roasts. You set the heat; the app brings the punchlines.

Roast meSee how it works

Start free. No card required. Keep your dignity optional.

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You choose the heat

From gentle tease to extra crispy, you stay in control.

Boundaries come first

Mark sensitive topics off-limits before the jokes begin.

Nothing posts itself

Review every line. Share only what makes you laugh.

Three taps to toasted

Better jokes, with your fingerprints on them.

Roastly is not a random insult button. It uses your setup, tone, and boundaries to help you write something that actually sounds like you.

  1. 01

    Choose your roast style

    Pick playful, dry, gentle, or extra crispy before Roastly writes a single line.

  2. 02

    Add the useful context

    Tell Roastly what is fair game, what is off-limits, and who will hear the roast.

  3. 03

    Generate and refine

    Create punchy roasts, adjust the heat, and keep regenerating until the joke lands.

Pricing without the burn

Start mild. Turn up the heat later.

Two straightforward plans for occasional zingers and committed self-roasters.

Mild

For testing whether you can take a joke.

$0 forever

  • 5 self-roasts each month
  • Three heat levels
  • Edit and copy every result
  • Basic roast history
Try Mild
Most likely to make the group chat

Extra Crispy

For fresh material whenever inspiration fails.

$8/month

  • Unlimited self-roasts
  • All heat levels
  • Custom off-limits topics
  • Save favorite punchlines
  • Rewrite and tone controls
  • Priority access to new styles
Get Extra Crispy

Before you volunteer as tribute

A few sensible questions.

Ready when you are

Give your flaws the punchlines they deserve.

Create your first self-roast for free. Keep it, tweak it, or pretend it never happened.

Roast me now