The self-roast station

No ego. Just fire.

Bring a photo you’re allowed to use, choose how much heat you want, and get a playful roast that stays focused on the moment—not someone’s identity or appearance.

Drop the evidence

Pick a selfie or photo you own or have clear permission to use.

Drag a photo here or choose a file

PNG, JPG, WEBP, or GIF

Set the heat

Every setting stays on the playful side of the line.

I have permission to use this photo.
I’m uploading my own image or I have explicit consent from everyone shown.

Your roast lands here.

Choose a photo, pick a heat level, and confirm consent. Then we’ll pull a playful, share-ready line from the local Roastly deck.

All fire. No cheap shots.

Roastly disallows hateful, sexual, threatening, protected-class, and appearance-based attacks. Keep it to people who opted in.

Safety note: This demo uses a local, deterministic joke deck and keeps your selected file in your browser. Do not upload explicit, hateful, illegal, or non-consensual content.